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- Me: That's how Katy Perry wants us to feel on the inside.
- Me: Because we'll never be as pretty as her on the outside.
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- Photographer: I used to shoot politicians.
- Me: As in bang-bang?
- Me: Oh.
- Me: Nevermind.
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“I fell asleep watching this movie. Completely stupid. I found myself thinking of my grocery list when I woke up. I accidentally stepped on my cat.”
— ztb 1127774, a Netflix review for Sweet Home Alabama
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“I picture Karl Rove sitting there in his underwear, staring at [the New York Times’s bestseller] list. I’m sure he was thinking, ‘Who the hell is Chelsea Handler?’”
— Chelsea Handler, “I’m Chelsea Handler. And You’re Not.” (NYT)
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